Category: Singles Spit Swap
To all the ladies who read my last board on here, I would like to extend my formal appology. I hope I didn't offend you too much. My friend told me women liked a man who was forceful, so I tried to be forceful and well, it didn't work. scratch that, and please, let me start again.
If you believe in magic, if you believe in angels and miracles, please talk to me. If you like to travel, if you love sending songs over MSN and eating popcorn together so our fingers brush, I want to add you to messenger. If standing beside the ocean makes you feel small, if you aren't afraid of being too cliche, i think we might get along. And if you are a friend to my mind as well as my spirit, if you are looking for a long-term commitment, and if you hate rejection, then I think I'm inlove with you. I know I seem a bit desparate, but is that really a bad thing?
There. I hope that was a better add. Tell me what you think.
Bub
corney as hell, be real, be yourself.
Bub, seriously....
I will help and maybe you can start a third board.
1.What are you looking for? Be specific, tall, short, thick skinny, this is actually an opportunity to ask for what it is exactly that you wish for.
2. is there anything in your potential friend/partner that you don't want? A woman with children, smokers, Catholics, or maybe someone who is very dominant? You certainly don't want to chat with someone for over 3 months, and then decide to meet them only to find out that they are everything you are looking for, except that they smoke, have kids, are Catholic and are very dominant.
3. what do you look like? don't exagerate, most of us guys are hidious looking creatures anyaway, even the pretty ones are still uggly when compared to women. Keep it simple, You just want people to have a general idea of what to expect. Are you heavy set, skinny,light or dark skin, do you work out?
4. How about a little about yourself? What are you into? what makes you so interesting that a girl is going to see your profile and say, Know what, I'm going to IM this guy next time he's on.
Keep it interesting.
Good luck.
Well Bubalub, this is definitely different than the last one, but too comicle. The other one was where the beast ordered Belle to dine with him, and this one is the part where he gets all dressed up in tails and asks her to dance. For a Disney girl, this add would be perfect, but, sadly, I would be inclined to agree with OK in that you'll not be attracting any girls with it. *hugs* Sorry about that.
Lucy
It's poetic, for sure...
Okay sure, why were are you capitalizing on catholicism? I don't think that's okay. I know loads of catholics and most of them are brilliant, some even better then protestants.